Idiocracy

No matter how much you help some people are just never happy. The worst of it: 90% of what I've been doing is absolutely not my responsibility and done out of the goodness of my heart. And yet they are ballsy enough to complain? No soup for you I say. No soup for you!
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Irish Kevin's

This is a public service announcement. Do not, under any circumstance visit Irish Kevin's with Leigh and Bobby. It will be the end of you in key west. Seriously. Pace yourself.
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Why are airports so freakin cold?

And why are planes so late? Or perhaps the question should be why does flying suck? Oh let me count the ways.... 1. Charging for luggage 2. Charging for in flight food and beverage of any kind 3. Charging for blankets and pillows 4. Plane AC vents you can't turn off 5. Shrinking seats. 6. Delays, cancellations, and layovers. Yet in spite of it all I still love you dear airplane, I do.
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get on the water already!